Brinda, Alla Vita

   Just another sleepover?

   I THINK NOT.

   Dish-pirating is hard work... To be a dish pirate, you must fulfill two requirements. 1: Wear ridiculous velvet pirate hats without complaint, and 2: be named Shelby or Claire. You must also enjoy washing dishes.

   So yesterday, before Shelby joined me at my abode, I took a little tumble. Down 14 stairs. I then hit my head on the tile in front of the door. Why did I do this? BECAUSE I SUCK AT LIFE. I'm ridiculously accident-prone, if you haven't read my profile, therefore if there is a possibility for me to get hurt, I will get hurt. Just something I've learned to deal with.

   "Be nice to me Shelby, I'm concussed!"

   Oh dear, I'm babbling. I think I'll wrap this up.

GOODBYE.

Love Always,

Bumbling, Babbling, Calamitous Claire.

It Smiles Like Disaster

   Soooooooo. Hello again! Yes, you, my invisible reader! You most likely don't exist, but I persevere. 

   I do not understand teenage relationships. AT ALL. "Ooooh I love you, we're in love, we're perfect for each other, everybody's jealous of what we have, TRUE LOOOOOVE."

Then comes the "I don't love you anymore, I'm really in love with your best friend, we loooove each other! Nothing will tear us apaaaart!"

WHY? This makes absolutely no sense to me.

It's not love. In any way shape or form. You want love? Look at my grandparents. Teenagers are so emotionally unstable, who are we to judge that we're in love? It's ridiculous.

   I really didn't want this blog to be just rants, and so far, it hasn't been. Out of the three posts before this, none were angry teenager-type rants. So I deserve one, right?

   Back to ranting. TEENAGERS IN RELATIONSHIPS ARE ANNOYING. Hey, I'll be the first one to say that if I was in a relationship (which I'm not), I'd probably be annoying too. I just wouldn't bulls*** like I was in love, even though I honestly wasn't. Because that's more annoying than making out in hallways or giggling like some weird, possessed five year old.

Love Always,

Cruel, Jealous, Calamitous Claire