So, uh, hey. I haven't been here in a while, have I? My bad.
I suppose that you, my reader, are probably either Shelby or my mother. Hey guys!
It's almost a habit, you know? Addressing the invisible blog-lurker, as if they're actually there. Which they/you most likely are not. Life continues.
It's a new day, right? We have a new president, whole new administration, but more importantly, I have a new keyboard, leading to my whole new outlook on life.
When electronics lay dying at your feet, it almost gives you a God complex. Now, I can barely touch them and they'll break. I could trip and all things with circuit boards in the surrounding area would give a little rattle-scream and short out. I am like...death to the motherboard. (Oh Claire, how punny!) It is just a way of life that everyone around me has learned to deal with.
I am also prone to breaking lamps, vases, assorted ceramics, important antiques, and the occasional finger. I am constantly bruised, as well as covered in scars and odd lumps.
I am now off on another adventure.
Madames et Monsieurs, Adieu.
(Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?)
-Claaaaaaaaaire
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