Sunday, July 19, 2009

Will You Bite The Hand That Feeds?

   As of late, I am realizing how critical I am of everything. I seriously can find something wrong with anything. Also, I am starting to feel intellectually superior to a vast amount of the people I know. It's a little bit preposterous, and pompous and annoying, actually. One of my biggest issues is that, for some reason, many people expect me to be a lot less intelligent than I actually am. I learned to spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in 3rd grade, and I've never gotten anything less than a 5 on a writing test. I watch the History Channel for fun and can read faster than a lot of people can type. This is not to say that I think I'm a super genius or anything ridiculous like that, but I'd honestly like some credit where credit is due.
   I am also starting to realize just how much it annoys me when people punctuate or spell things incorrectly. I want to punch people who mistake "-ies" for "-ys", and will seriously throttle the next person who writes "your" instead of "you're". Things like that just make me so irritated. 
   This post is arrogant and bitchy. It suits my personality very well.
   Screw this, I'm gonna go play Crazy Taxi.

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